Posted:
May 22, 13
With: 2 notes
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puppy in a tutu
write short
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
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one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
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if Sherlock series 3 doesn’t open with Sherlock busting open the door to 221B and shouting “WATSON, I’M HOLMES” then I will be so disappointed
And John just has to respond with “YOU WHAT, SON”
Then Mycroft pops up out of a cake-tin saying “MY CRAFTY BRO, YOU’RE ALIVE!”
i didn’t want this
i want this
And here comes Lestrade, “I have a another dead body and you have a cake, les trade.”
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headphones never completely die
it’s always just one side that stops working
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Me:
If I study hard and revise for a bit each night I'll pass all my exams with flying colours and go to a really great university and get a great job
Me:
well that was a motivational 5 seconds
me trying to tell a story:
so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
Me:
I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me:
gets in bed
Me:
how was earth created
Me:
who made microwaves
Me:
how does the internet even work
Me:
I'm hungry
Me:
feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me:
remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me:
too wired to sleep.
Posted:
Mar 11, 13
With: 250,182 notes
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
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person:
you're blocking the view.
me:
i am the view.
